Lisa’s bday week continues! (at Saddleback Cellars)

tyleroakley:

quidditchcapricious:

Reblogging because the rest of the world needs to learn to move their lighthouses.

Because they are blocking freedom.

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Beautiful.

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muffpunch:

One night, a million years ago, my friends and I were sitting around drinking and reading a list of disgusting sexual acts and laughing at how absurd they were. So naturally, when I got my first computer immediately after and had to pick my AOL screen name (that’s how long ago it was), I chose that, because I thought it was funny for a girl to have a gross thing as a screen name and stuck 69 on it because that’s what douchey guys did.
I thought it was funny, and my friends thought it was funny, but then I (stupidly) gave it to someone in my family and found myself answering the question, “What does donkey punch mean?” For lack of anything better to say, I said it was a video game. And the second after, the panic of when someone was going to figure out what it really meant began. Even worse, I wondered if there were people in my family who already knew what it was. 
A couple of weeks later, everyone was at my grandma’s for some family thing, and my cousin’s five year-old yelled out, “Let’s play donkey punch! I want to play donkey punch! Donkey punch! Donkey punch!” 
Me and my dumb jokes.

muffpunch:

One night, a million years ago, my friends and I were sitting around drinking and reading a list of disgusting sexual acts and laughing at how absurd they were. So naturally, when I got my first computer immediately after and had to pick my AOL screen name (that’s how long ago it was), I chose that, because I thought it was funny for a girl to have a gross thing as a screen name and stuck 69 on it because that’s what douchey guys did.

I thought it was funny, and my friends thought it was funny, but then I (stupidly) gave it to someone in my family and found myself answering the question, “What does donkey punch mean?” For lack of anything better to say, I said it was a video game. And the second after, the panic of when someone was going to figure out what it really meant began. Even worse, I wondered if there were people in my family who already knew what it was. 

A couple of weeks later, everyone was at my grandma’s for some family thing, and my cousin’s five year-old yelled out, “Let’s play donkey punch! I want to play donkey punch! Donkey punch! Donkey punch!” 

Me and my dumb jokes.

Free Octopus? I’m in love!… (at Oriental B.B.Q. Chicken Town)

Had this on my sandwich eating at the hippie cafe in Jenner this weekend… Fight the Power!

The view from here.

… that is all, citizens.  Thank you for your cooperation.

Frared
ua tz finish!

In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit…