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06/06/2011

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01/19/2011

juliasegal:

kypri:dammitdaria(via juliasegal)

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11/14/2010

merlin:

The Avalanches - “Frontier Psychiatrist” (2001)

Possibly the greatest video of all time.

The turtle man has haunted me for years.

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08/15/2010

merlin:

Odessa Steps Scene (Battleship Potemkin; Sergei Eisenstein; 1925)

Reserve reading watching for the long-suffering readers of my dumbass toots. (Start around 5:36.1)

Especially prepared for the fortunate residents of the center-to-right four-fifths of the social curve—comprised of persons who chose to spend the weekends of their early teen years “having dates” and “going to parties,” and “couple-skating to ‘Open Arms.’”

Rather than—say, just hypothetically—“chugging 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew and watching reruns of Masters of the Silent Screen before caving in to 35 frenzied seconds of masturbating to the girdle section of a decade-old Penneys catalog, and eventually falling asleep to the late night album-sides on 98 Rock.”

Yep. Film scholarship is complicated.


  1. My Christ, eighty-five years later, this is still a jaw-dropping piece of filmmaking. 

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07/03/2010

“ Saturday is the Sabbath. Sunday is the mark of the beast. „
Sign North of Chico, Hwy 5

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06/22/2010

“ He further declares that he relies upon the rectitude of our intentions; the favor of Heaven and the bravery of those who are bound to and associated with him, by the principle of self preservation; by the love of truth; and by the hatred of tyranny for his hopes of success. He further declares that he believes that a Government to be prosperous and happyfying in its tendency must originate with its people who are friendly to its existence. That its Citizens are its Guardians, its officers are its Servants, and its Glory their reward. „
– William B. Ide, Head Quarters Sonoma, June 15, 1846 (From his declaration of the independence of the Bear Flag Republic)

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06/08/2010

Wait?!? What happened to my phone?

Wait?!? What happened to my phone?

Posted at 7:49 PM (2 years ago) | Permalink

06/07/2010

I’ve been kind of going through a Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem thing lately. 

Seriously though, how could I not?  The guy’s a felted Bodhisattva.

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06/06/2010

College… All grown up.

College… All grown up.

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06/05/2010

“ Dude! I got so close to monkey wheelchair basketball!!! „
  • M. Sperling

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