December 2008
139 posts
Fell asleep reading and dropped my book on rhe floor
Home finally. Flying next Thxgivin. http://tinyurl.com/5odvdh
Bakersfield… Eeew… http://tinyurl.com/5z55zk
November 2008
143 posts
On the outskirts of Chowchilla… http://tinyurl.com/5bysk6
Solo mish through the… Uh … Mish.., ion. Killing time till Jesus Matt can chill.
Bart’n it to the Mission to rescue my lil bro from the hipsters.
The Subaru is turning into the 6-million- dollar car. We can rebuild it, make it better, faster stronger.
Hmm… Noon is a good time to take a shower. I’ll do it then. #home
Subaru trouble… nowhere to turn. #home
Pyramid in the dub-cee. Friends from junior high. Must be @ #home
Hmmm …. Finished the night @ chilis… No really … Oh and that girl WAS wearing point shoes in here….
Plans for another idyllic, Bay Area night on tap… If I can wake the fuck up.
getting regaled with tales of the pharmacy - thanks mom. #home.
Yes, the guy walking out of best buy WAS wearing a desert-camo print kilt. How did you guess? #home
Uncle Buck is on. John Hughes, you diabolical…
Got out of PJ’s long enough to Drive my brother to Oakland. Now - nap time with the dog.
The Deadliest Catch might keep me in my PJ’s all day. #home
So fucking full I’m going to die.
Currently: Maui geography lesson. #home.
Aunt jan telling me about her new, first e-mail account, “ive got to show you the picture of the tattooed penis I have in there….”
Autopsy results…. Inconclusive. http://twitpic.com/okkl
The culprit in question. http://twitpic.com/ojx3
Uncle Jim is here now… The situation will escalate from here - no doubt. # home.
Stuffing another turkey… So to speak
Played football with friends from high school. #home
First official Thanksgiving hysterics: Mom got locked in a folding-chair panic death-spiral. The holiday season has begun. #home
Me and luke are working on a hot bowl of science!
The assault in question… http://twitpic.com/ocjc
Stench of central-valley cow town overpowered only by the smell of its residents’ desparation.
Made it Home and was immediately assaulted by a dog-shaped, 4-legged furry muscle. Then the dishwasher sang a song. Not in Kansas.. #home
I’m here: http://tinyurl.com/6ykbz3 y’all are jealous. That is all.
I had no idea I’d be so happy to have the Subaru back up to 100% again. Now if I could just get into it and get moving…
Actually working, finally. This was worth it - no really
Is here… Where’s everyone else? [cue: various grumpy noises]
On the road home - chances are, if I’m tweeting, I’m not headed there very fast.
Situation not improving - either here or on the fwy. Let me go, massah!
Subaru back in action!
Fuck Yeah!!! Donuts!!!!
I just want to go get my car, dude. I don’t want to have bro’ time.
Found Dr. Pepper and fortune cookie in the radio studio. Practicing for when the new depression turns us all into foragers.
Taking a while to get moving this morning… Probably not because CNN is so riveting.
Sick dogs and sick kids are two things that are guaranteed to break my heart every time. Shh…don’t tell Canada.
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Too much thanksgiving and it’s only the Sunday before…
Prep in full swing - casserole in the oven. Nothing to do now but wait.
Big list of stuff to acquire for the Family Thanksgiving!
Tired - Sleep before midnight on a Saturday. Must’ve been an unusual day.
Thanks to the internet, we live in a country where a company can unironically produce a commerical for their commercial. Who? Target, duh!
Mystified by the steltronic.
Bowling with matty. First roll a strike. Nowhere to go but down from here.