May 2008
160 posts
Dude, when did off the hook random awesomemess become the dominant force im my life?
I love hollywood.
I love @lmwhite83, @miocyon, and Jean…but I also kinda want to kill them right now. Make sure to leave some Bay Area for the rest of us.
Eight reasons you'll rejoice when we hit... →
Amen.
Back, no luck. Need better eyelashes.
About to take a quick jaunt over to a much better post house to return their deck / bat my eyelashes seductively to weasel into a new job.
Time to cram 3 days of productivity into 1.
F this S - Time’ta pack it up and get ready for some LOST
55 minutes of continuous audio = good. Less than 35 minutes of continuous video = not what people generally like to watch on TV for an hour
Conyers to DEA: Back Off - By Bonnie Goldstein -... →
Secession here we come, baby! I was talking to someone hypothetically about this yesterday. Someday soon we’ll get it to the point where CA’s laws and the US’s are patently incompatible. Then, 3 words people: Bear Flag Republic. P.S. - John Conyers - needs a miracle, every day…who knew?
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: The Opening Act... →
I like this version better. Note: Needs more boob.
“How can I feel so wrecked and not be dead? That’s what I’d like to...”
– Anonymous (but insightful)
McSweeney's Internet Tendency: Reviews of New Food →
For those with 19 or so hours to kill near an open internet connection.
Where are my damn graphics?
no momentum…hate work…can’t … move
laptop withdrawal…do you know the signs? Have a conversation with your doc about whether “hurrythefuckupandfixmycompuer” is right for u
Whoa. Crazy bus fight. Like six inches from me. Get riot gear?
Scavenged veggie gumbo rocks the llama’s ass. Random awesome food items rule!
On the bus. Gonna have to learn to take traffic into account during route selection.
My body is at work, but my head is somewhere else…I should probably get them back together.
This is the next level of Mario 2 Mayhem.
Amen. shakeandbake: tylerriewer: Main theme...
Why yes, sir $200 is a perfectly fair price to fix this POS computer..what’s that?..great, give me a second. I’ll just bend over this chair
Mechaphiliac Admits to 'Having Sex with' 1,000... →
Real life car-fucker. Also: really needs more boob.
Accruing karma. Maybe I should shave an “Earl Mustache”
Still reveling in my own “synchrosity”
Sticking it to the oil companies - in a passive-aggressive, kinda self-serving way.
The Miracle Fruit, a Tease for the Taste Buds →
cubicle17: This must be a trip (so to speak): The berry rewires the way the palate perceives sour flavors for an hour or so, rendering lemons as sweet as candy. […] The cause of the reaction is a protein called miraculin, which binds with the taste buds and acts as a sweetness inducer when it comes in contact with acids… At ~$2 per berry, it’s a bit expensive, but this just sounds too wild...
Me to Roxanne: “Don’t stand so close to my message in a bottle, especially while I’m walking on the moon.”
Listen, just so it’s clear, it takes a world-class showing in the laziness dept. to impress me. I’m apparently working with real Olympians.
Finally letting the fact I’m going to see Elvis Costello *and* The Police on one stage tonight sink in. Bonus: Stage is the Hollywood Bowl
Thinking it sounds like Luke learned an important lesson…
Totally lost a $2500 microphone…oh wait…yep it’s still lost….oh wait…it was in my car.
Drinking out of my new Sigg bottle. Remembering why I used to never go anywhere without one.
I’ve already optioned “ballads to charles bronson” to Sony. I’m waiting to hear back from their development people.
Crawfish party was weird but awesome…now watching Radiers of the Lost Ark with @miocyon…Random awesome Memorial Day Rulez!
My computer works now? Huh? Oh wait, no it’s busted again.
Armenian coffee made. Making a note here: huge success.
Worried about the what the implications of my computer’s new refusal to charge will be on my Twittering.
Safe back at the opulent, beer-equipped Westside compound. LA odyssey complete.
East side la hazard: Aggressive hipster infestation. No known cure. Use appropriate protection.
Watching lakers with matt. He got his ass cut open today.
At ikea. Avoiding combative packs of agitated armenians.