November 2009
13 posts
Bioshock w/ all the lights off + Surround sound = scariest Halloween I’ve ever had!!!!
I think one of the surest ways to stay young at heart is to separate out the good candy so the trick-or-treaters can’t take it.
On a video game procurement mission of the most grave order.
I think that nerd might be Canadian. Whatever his nationality, he’s a big fan of breakfast burritos.
October 2009
34 posts
It’s Saturday, blue progress bar edition.
It’s a sad fact that some people are just really ugly.
Gonna go play the new phone lottery at the ‘ole apple store…
SF mayor gavin newsom withdrew from the CA governor’s race (via @meganchao) - Shit… next stop, constitutional convention.
Oh boy! Is it almost three? Awesome! Time for the toddler tantrum symphony to start!
Guess what day it is? http://twitgoo.com/4lxfa
Give @RayBurgesa some love y’all. #followfriday
RT @RayBurgesa: Write with a pencil, in case you mess up! #RayBurgesa #WWRBD
Listening to the “History of Rome” Podcast makes inserting lower 3rds much more fun.
My mouth is numb but minty fresh.
RT @RayBurgesa: Who wants to be my friend? @RayBurgesa - come on, guys… Help a guy out!
RT @RayBurgesa: This is my ketchup. Please don’t use it. @RayBurgesa http://yfrog.com/j7r9rj
RT @RayBurgesa: And this is my hamburger. Please don’t eat it. @RayBurgesa http://yfrog.com/7ch17j
Must be done with today because nothing makes any sense right now.
“I invented jello ear-muffs… Ray Burgesa!” #WWRBD
I challenge you, friends: next time you’re up against it, ask yourself, “What would Ray do?” #WWRBD
“I fed an orange to a seagull!” #WWRBD
Fuck me, it’s only 930. This day is going to last for 5 years.
New first album title: “For the Episcopalians…”
Every once in a while lately, for no reason whatsoever and often despite my immediate circumstances, I am dumbfounded by just how lucky I am
First in-class 911 call of the year. Always a festive occasion.
Breakfast beers in the Raiders’ parking lot with my Mom and Dad.
This pumpkin patch has a $3 cover!?!?!
Dis one’s some OAK. http://twitpic.com/monyf
I’m about to spin around and disembowel the Shirley Temple / Dennis the Menace hybrid sitting behind me on the plane. #stopkickingmyseat
Ooh! Is dat sum BUR? http://twitpic.com/mobbf
Already counting the minutes.
Adult life is exactly the same as kindergarten. It’s just the sandbox is bigger and the tantrums are louder.
One of my gravest fears is that one day I will find out that @shitmydadsays is a hoax and that knowledge will kill my faith in the internet.
I find it troubling that our society allows people to become both parents and landlords without any sort of qualification exam.