April 2009
90 posts
Whoa!! Good thing sheer and utter panic isn’t contagious.
March 2009
108 posts
I’ve already heard the words “natural orifice surgery” and “they removed her gallbladder through her vagina” today. It’s 8:30 AM.
Heh, my order # is 69! … Yes, I *am* 12, thanks for asking.
Ahhh… Nice to see that someone remembered to jack the intensity up to 9000 in here today.
Uh, don’t know where to begin here.
With @brnjones @ shabu shabu. Just developed “wetdrive” storage tech. Data storage with the portabilty and flexibility of baby brains!!
I got a chinese mom this morning. She made me donuts. They did not taste like Kung Pao.
Spinning between my two computers at work like a tornado. If we stay busy I’m gonna need to buy some dramamine.
So fuckin hangry!
Being busy kicks ass! Get to bust out of here early again today to check out offices in Pasadena. Waaaay better than sitting at my desk.
Surprise lunch meeting at Musso & Frank’s. No time to get my entourage together… what’ll I do? I *so* won’t be Hollywood enough.
Complaints are the easiest things to tweet. I’ve noticed I’ve been pretty quiet recently.
Why is my iPhone faster than the wireless Internet access at one of the west coast’s “premier” research institutions?
Holed up in the documentary bunker reading some assignments that need… um… to be better.
Still @ work.
On the phone with Captain Sullenberger. No, really… this guy: http://is.gd/gcDz
Same number of rooms, 1 more person
Friday afternoon wild goose chase thru Pasadena is cool if it means works over @ 430.
Shhhh….! This MEANS something!
Oh sleep, how you conspire with my biological requirements to mock me.
I made it into the office despite early indications I’d spend all day at the OTB parlor. Protip: “Mama’s fat ass” is gonna show in the 3rd.
I win @ internet. epiconeliner.com
I really need to remember that not everybody I know shares my closest friends’ total lack of standards for appropriate conversation…
I don’t know if it’s my S.A.D. fading or what… but everything is more pleasant - inside and out - when the weather gets this nice.
Staring intently at the clock.
Getting schooled in the ways of the sourdough. Soon I will be a certified yeast farmer. eewwww. That doesn’t sound as cool as it is.
Well, my workload just bottomed out
Again overheard: “She’s wearing the unit around her neck…”
So, this just got said in my office: “That’s a funky bush, baby.” Yeeeaaah….so, what’s up with y’all?
Proclamation from UBER: It’s George Orwell Day! But, let’s face it, lately every day has been George Orwell Day.
Now a proud member of the Eagle Rock Yacht Club. Much less of a pinkies up thing than it sounds.
I think my twitter and my facebook have found each other and began to talk to each other without my knowledge. Skynet? is that you?
Bargaining is ethical.
I got burrito everywhere…
That was certainly a pleasant morning. Let’s hope work doesn’t fuck it up.
I’m ready to leave, but I feel like I might not be allowed to.
Whoa! I made a documentary!
Baaaad attitudes around here today. Watch your humors or I’m gonna put the leaches on all of you!
Oh, hai werk!! U R not bed. Booo!
Things are happening, my brain is not registering them. I think I left most of it at home today.
Friday Paradigm Shift: We’re now pluralizing AND omitting the definite article. World, meet - Internets. i.e. “I found it on Internets.”
Coming Soon to a theater near you: “Way of a Hell” One man, one mission, one way… Starring Westley Snipes.
Making plans for weekend stuff just makes me wish it was the weekend already.
There’s too many people using this room for too many things.
Rough Cut V2.0 done. Just a little cleanup and an audio pass and it’s DVD time.
too close for missiles, switching to guns.