May 2009
62 posts
Pausing training for now… I really need to absorb and synthesize the important things I’ve learned about schtupping my co-workers…
“Call the Office of Equity and Diversity: 213-740-5086.” Not suggesting anything directly, but this number might have prank call potential.
“Perry has consensual affairs with three of the seven women he supervises” If his 1st g/f travels N at 70 mph, when does Perry get the clap?
According to my sexual harassment deealy I should ask myself:”Where would a reasonable person put their balls?” before putting mine anywhere
“Larry doesn’t realize it, but he often stares at women’s breasts.”… ‘nough said. #sexyharassment
I must not have been harassing at my grade level, because I’m taking online sexual harassment training again.
This is Perry, BTdubs… http://twitpic.com/4b2r2
April 2009
90 posts
This morning was a vast improvement over last night.
the CDC wanted me to pass this on to you all for reference.. “know thine enemy!”: http://is.gd/vpqm #pigflu
Switching my twitter mode to “all Swine-Flu, all the time” to bring my microblogging life more in line with the mainstream media. #pigflu
http://xkcd.com/574/ #pigflu
OMG sooooo tired. Oh yeah, and the dentist is an evil motherfucker.
Sitting in the hallway. http://twitpic.com/45sr1
Off to the apple store to buy new toys for the office.
Ugh… This checklist is retarded. You maybe need to update your resume.
Is probably not moving offices tomorrow after all.
I don’t understand how telephones work…
Hangry. Need foods.
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
People are way easier to get on the phone at 9am than 5pm
Broke the record for farthest away listener on the Filibuster tonight - Iraq inches out Senegal.
Missing @Easley ‘s poop tweets. :(
Hey! Let’s move the office to Pasadena by Saturday! You know, just for shits…
Guys… can I have your attention please?… I’m *not* a virgin, ok?… whew, it feels so good to get that off of my chest.
Going to do this: http://is.gd/tJrr
Why don’t we all just shut up for a second and relax? Not like “Club-Med” even… I just mean “non-straitjacket.” Whaddaya think?
I realized last night that my total inability to watch Television without picking it apart was highly contagious. Still super stoked on it.
Best sentence I’ve read yet this month: “You’re giving Lewis Carroll a ghost boner.” via: http://is.gd/cjvE
Epic Tuesday started on East Coast time, and won’t end until after dodgeball tonight.
I work in TV, it’s official. My co-worker just asked, “Well, how pregnant is she?” to determine the desirability of an interview subject.
The show we’re doing *does not* have anything to do with childbirth.
I wonder if anyone would notice if I just disappeared right now?
Developing a stomach-ache which may cause me to take a short day… we’ll see how bad it gets.
Routine isn’t necessarily a bad thing… Sunday morning at the Alcove w/@lmwhite83.
We now return to our regularly scheduled weekend program… Already in progress.
I am making sure we’re all getting out of here at 5… god damn it.
“Long GOP” describes a method for compressing HD video… It also is the sound a drunk frog makes when it hops.
Coming up for breath for the first time today - after working for 72 hours straight this week. Weekend = gonna be full of jack shit.
Not home yet… 1 hour ahead still
Back home, mission mostly accomplished.
Inching closer to home. Need to sit on the plane and zone out.
Ok… Want to be home now. Um… now.
6 more hours of shooting starts….. Now.
(last tweet cont’d)…. Drowning in bullshit…
Sandwiched between 2 assholes.
Rig Air Force glider for video, check. Air Force mechanics = dudes I would totally drink hundreds of beers with.
Oh, Colorado… How your morning comes an hour earlier and 10x tireder than it should.
Brand new Subaru Outback wagon rental car FTW!!!
Oh, hai Mayor of Denver! That’s some kick ass country/blues music you have on your airport tram.