May 2009
62 posts
Pausing training for now… I really need to absorb and synthesize the important things I’ve learned about schtupping my co-workers…
May 1st
“Call the Office of Equity and Diversity: 213-740-5086.” Not suggesting anything directly, but this number might have prank call potential.
May 1st
“Perry has consensual affairs with three of the seven women he supervises” If his 1st g/f travels N at 70 mph, when does Perry get the clap?
May 1st
According to my sexual harassment deealy I should ask myself:”Where would a reasonable person put their balls?” before putting mine anywhere
May 1st
“Larry doesn’t realize it, but he often stares at women’s breasts.”… ‘nough said. #sexyharassment
May 1st
I must not have been harassing at my grade level, because I’m taking online sexual harassment training again.
May 1st
This is Perry, BTdubs… http://twitpic.com/4b2r2
May 1st
April 2009
90 posts
This morning was a vast improvement over last night.
Apr 30th
the CDC wanted me to pass this on to you all for reference.. “know thine enemy!”: http://is.gd/vpqm #pigflu
Apr 29th
Apr 29th
Switching my twitter mode to “all Swine-Flu, all the time” to bring my microblogging life more in line with the mainstream media. #pigflu
Apr 29th
http://xkcd.com/574/ #pigflu
Apr 29th
OMG sooooo tired. Oh yeah, and the dentist is an evil motherfucker.
Apr 29th
Sitting in the hallway. http://twitpic.com/45sr1
Apr 28th
Off to the apple store to buy new toys for the office.
Apr 28th
Ugh… This checklist is retarded. You maybe need to update your resume.
Apr 27th
Is probably not moving offices tomorrow after all.
Apr 24th
I don’t understand how telephones work…
Apr 24th
Hangry. Need foods.
Apr 24th
http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
Apr 23rd
People are way easier to get on the phone at 9am than 5pm
Apr 23rd
Broke the record for farthest away listener on the Filibuster tonight - Iraq inches out Senegal.
Apr 23rd
Missing @Easley ‘s poop tweets. :(
Apr 23rd
Hey! Let’s move the office to Pasadena by Saturday! You know, just for shits…
Apr 22nd
Guys… can I have your attention please?… I’m *not* a virgin, ok?… whew, it feels so good to get that off of my chest.
Apr 22nd
Going to do this: http://is.gd/tJrr
Apr 22nd
Why don’t we all just shut up for a second and relax? Not like “Club-Med” even… I just mean “non-straitjacket.” Whaddaya think?
Apr 22nd
I realized last night that my total inability to watch Television without picking it apart was highly contagious. Still super stoked on it.
Apr 21st
Best sentence I’ve read yet this month: “You’re giving Lewis Carroll a ghost boner.” via: http://is.gd/cjvE
Apr 21st
Epic Tuesday started on East Coast time, and won’t end until after dodgeball tonight.
Apr 21st
I work in TV, it’s official. My co-worker just asked, “Well, how pregnant is she?” to determine the desirability of an interview subject.
Apr 21st
The show we’re doing *does not* have anything to do with childbirth.
Apr 21st
I wonder if anyone would notice if I just disappeared right now?
Apr 20th
Developing a stomach-ache which may cause me to take a short day… we’ll see how bad it gets.
Apr 20th
Routine isn’t necessarily a bad thing… Sunday morning at the Alcove w/@lmwhite83.
Apr 19th
We now return to our regularly scheduled weekend program… Already in progress.
Apr 19th
I am making sure we’re all getting out of here at 5… god damn it.
Apr 18th
“Long GOP” describes a method for compressing HD video… It also is the sound a drunk frog makes when it hops.
Apr 18th
Coming up for breath for the first time today - after working for 72 hours straight this week. Weekend = gonna be full of jack shit.
Apr 18th
Not home yet… 1 hour ahead still
Apr 17th
Back home, mission mostly accomplished.
Apr 17th
Inching closer to home. Need to sit on the plane and zone out.
Apr 17th
Ok… Want to be home now. Um… now.
Apr 16th
6 more hours of shooting starts….. Now.
Apr 16th
(last tweet cont’d)…. Drowning in bullshit…
Apr 16th
Sandwiched between 2 assholes.
Apr 16th
Rig Air Force glider for video, check. Air Force mechanics = dudes I would totally drink hundreds of beers with.
Apr 15th
Oh, Colorado… How your morning comes an hour earlier and 10x tireder than it should.
Apr 15th
Brand new Subaru Outback wagon rental car FTW!!!
Apr 15th
Oh, hai Mayor of Denver! That’s some kick ass country/blues music you have on your airport tram.
Apr 15th