May 2009
62 posts
Shoot #2 of the day starts in 15min. Then our troubles are over… For now.
May 31st
Ugh! This kind of early is early redefined. Can’t wait to fall out of this time warp.
May 31st
I hate New York in the same way people from New York hate LA: irrationally and with great conviction.
May 30th
It’s too early to be thinking about stabbin’, but sometimes, you just gotta.
May 28th
Indoctrination ceremony - Church of Mac: http://twitpic.com/62sof
May 28th
I was born in California - I wish I could go back there someday.
May 26th
OK, we get to leave here now right?
May 23rd
50 Things to Do While At a McDonald's Drive-Thru
3 words… I’m the driver. electronicalrattlebag: 1. Say “Amen” after you say your order. 2. Order a large cheese pizza. 3. Terminate the order by saying, “Remember, we never had this conversation.” and then drive off. 4. Tell the order taker a rival fast food place is down the street and you’re going with the lowest bidder. 5. When you take your order say “surprise me!” 6....
May 22nd
Continuing work on my monster - not made of ponies or monkeys…just 8 intel processor cores and a tablespoon of awesome.
May 21st
Requesting a firmware upgrade… heh… firmware…
May 21st
Pleasant.
May 20th
I’ve already completed 3 huge things today - somehow, I feel like I should be more fulfilled.
May 20th
Protip: It’s turtles all the way down.
May 19th
Click and prosper: #285; In which Everyone is a Failure http://a2a.me/3vY via @AddToAny
May 19th
Our assistant accidentally roofied himself this morning. I may never get to type that sentence again.
May 19th
Ugh… worse than toothpaste and OJ = bananas and coffee. Tastes like what I think slugs must taste like…. also, tastes like fail.
May 19th
2 bananas on my desk…. 2 bananas on my desk….
May 19th
The morning continues with one of those conversations wherein you remind someone else what their job is and ask them politely again to do it
May 18th
Returning to the office after the weekend always feels like driving the tunnel back into Toontown, except here there are sad clowns no toons
May 18th
Watching a grown man make monkey noises to a puppet IS embarrassing.
May 16th
Haha… you’re an idiot… LOL
May 15th
Oh, 3pm is fast approaching… All that meth I smoked earlier is helping me fly through the day.
May 14th
When I see people go off half-cocked to their own ruin (which is often), part of me always wants to intervene- part of me would rather gawk
May 14th
Students who sell enough magazines to qualify for the Gold Rewards Tier will also get a pizza party at a participating Pizza Hut restaraunt
May 13th
Today’s challenge question: I traveled 20 miles in one hour, mostly on the freeway… Which major US metro area do I live in? (15 pts.)
May 13th
They had a choice: either a shark or a Jesus.
May 13th
Just bought a RAM upgrade to max out my laptop from Crucial… MMMMMM delicious RAM….
May 13th
Everybody Panic!!!…. Um, Why?…. I don’t know, it just seems like what we should be doing!!!!!
May 12th
Procrastinating so hard that I just spent the last hour assigning pictures to entries in my address book.
May 12th
Gareth Beavis is an unfortunate name to have if your job is writing on the interwebs.
May 12th
My activities at work this morning so far have completely justified leaving my comfortable and awesome house this AM… wait, I mean no.
May 11th
When weekends are that good they shouldn’t be allowed to end.
May 11th
Sleepies hit me about 20 mins ago and it’s been an uphill fight ever since.
May 9th
May 8th
Kudos to @DublinJack for making the first cuttlefish joke of the day.
May 8th
… Editor’s log continued: controls for environmental system located. Temperature returning to nominal range.
May 8th
The climate-control systems in this vessel are inadequate to counteract the environmental conditions outside.
May 8th
If I were a in a category on Jeopardy, it would probably be: “Angsty and Surly”
May 7th
Mmmmm… messy torta…
May 6th
Unraveling the mysteries of WiFi.
May 6th
Holy Shit! it’s 3? I’m going to have to get used to ‘busy time’ again.
May 6th
I just got in trouble for editing some footage too well… I can’t help it if I was born with mad skillz.
May 5th
A much better morning than I’m letting on to my co-workers.
May 5th
I have a positive Pavlovian association with the blue progress bar.
May 5th
Twitter default mode set from “swine flu” to “TRON defense” due to the presence of intolerable heresy on the interwebs.
May 4th
The array of screens in front of me is impressive.
May 4th
So glad to have a cave to edit in again.
May 4th
I’m secure enough to say that I have a RAGING boner for Alfonso Cuaron and his 5-minute-long tracking shots.
May 4th
Oooh! Oooh! Children of Men is on TiVo! Gooood TiVo, great job!
May 4th
Taking the night off… Trader Joe cooked me a delicious salad and pizza.
May 4th