August 2009
28 posts
Sully Haiku: I hit lots of geese, Engines are now all birdy, We’re gonna be soaked.
Aug 1st
July 2009
60 posts
Stretching this cup of coffee as far into the workday as I can…
Jul 31st
Wishing we had some youts handy to dispense baked goods.
Jul 31st
Editin’ babies. http://twitpic.com/c9ud1
Jul 31st
Um, I feel like shit… Just FYI #whinytweets
Jul 31st
listen up, punks… these damn DVD’s aren’t gonna burn themselves…
Jul 30th
Finished my first day of (mostly) uninterrupted editing on this project since getting a (mostly) final script. I’m pooped.
Jul 29th
Pita Pita, indeed my young friends.
Jul 28th
Need Pita…
Jul 28th
Poop is not protein.
Jul 24th
Our society places too much emphasis on the size of a person’s gyozas.
Jul 24th
Cookin’ a video
Jul 24th
Ok, that was weird.
Jul 23rd
I could maybe watch this forever: http://is.gd/1J54G
Jul 23rd
Speaking of kids, mine will certainly sleep in this when I have them: http://is.gd/1I3If
Jul 23rd
Kids chasing each other through the halls of our office: “Nooo!, don’t spank my butt!! Nooo!”
Jul 23rd
“We had no idea we were starting a family in a meth-house” Rhonda told The Times….
Jul 20th
Stay tuned for ‘The ACTUAL Peter Gabriel Musical’ on stage near you soon. Written by me and @lmwhite83.
Jul 20th
85% of $ from ‘TAPGM’ to benefit “friends of ‘the sound’”. A nonprofit dedicated to keeping LA’s single, non-poop radio station on the air.
Jul 20th
Quoting @lmwhite83: “this is like Act 4 of Peter Gabriel’s musical.” (it is insights like these that explain why I’m so whipped for her.)
Jul 20th
Recharging from LA “homecoming” celebration w/ @lmwhite83 by downing 9lbs of 7mares deliciousness to our domes. Beware the monkey business
Jul 20th
Um, I hate to break it to you, 90 pound douche with the Burt Reynolds mustache, but a 91 T-bird isn’t quite an ironic car yet. #sorryhipster
Jul 19th
Saw the sun rise 3 hours before most of you could even try to. Yay me! #fuckitsearly
Jul 19th
Spent last night drinking beers with PA’s from a crew shooting the all-girl sequel to Ghost Hunters. #makingtheworldabetterplace..no..really
Jul 19th
Note to you marketing people out there: “Made especially for Days Inn” is not a slogan likely to rocket your brand to the front of the pack
Jul 18th
Finally… Beer makes rural Mass. Much better.
Jul 18th
Yet another morning spent in the opulent comforts of the Admiral’s club… How bittersweet.
Jul 17th
Pic of the aforementioned: http://twitpic.com/ansve
Jul 17th
Hot Dog Day!!! Woo HOO!!! or something.
Jul 16th
Hot dog day ended up being not dog day…
Jul 16th
Oh, this is gonna be good when it’s finished: http://www.starwarsuncut.com/
Jul 15th
Coming down hard with the Malcolm’s new mystery illness - on the upside, I’m so spacey it feels like I’m on a vacation in my own head.
Jul 14th
Dell customer service: Like a vacation to India you can take from your desk… without contracting amoebic dysentery…
Jul 14th
Free DVI Cable! From India! No questions asked! I feel like a movie star, or a minor European noble.
Jul 14th
I stand corrected… something good DID actually come out of all this goofiness surrounding MJ’s death. http://is.gd/1xIkr
Jul 14th
Um, BTW… this rulez: http://pingwire.com/
Jul 14th
It’s been a day of square circles, loose cables and motion pictures that won’t move.
Jul 14th
The happiest fucking place on Earth. (featuring @lmwhite83 ) http://twitpic.com/a3942
Jul 12th
Disneyland’s new attraction: The Parade of Unfortunate Genetics… going on all day, at all locations within the Magic Kingdom.
Jul 12th
Disneyland is fantastic…
Jul 11th
Advisory: overlap between the real-world and the Twitterverse is cramping my style when it comes to Tweets.
Jul 11th
Jul 11th
Watching CNN’s Dr. Sanjay Gupta talk about how odd it was for MJ to have so many pet Dr.’s strikes me as just the teensiest bit ironic.
Jul 9th
Birman is playing Wii. The apocalypse has begun. http://twitpic.com/9pi47
Jul 8th
How come every other building in Charlotte is a church?… Oh yeah, right.
Jul 8th
Dinner on the road near Charlotte. http://twitpic.com/9mv36
Jul 8th
Today’s decree: social networking is officially dead.
Jul 8th
Oh, hai East Coast how’s that humidity doin’? Still wretched? Great!
Jul 7th
This flight is a clusterfuck already… It’s not hard to believe this is the same airline that turned a plane into a submarine.
Jul 7th
Me: “Twitter is already lame. If we make it angry AND lame it’ll just be MySpace.”
Jul 7th