September 2009
13 posts
Office smells like a chimney…
I really can’t say ‘Fuck Monday’ with enough emphasis.
August 2009
28 posts
Jeezus… Partying @ the brew co w/ @miocyon and @brnjones … What is this? 2003?
http://bit.ly/1flfu
Playing “Pop-up Video” in my head as my students talk to stay awake…
Sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays….
Just finished watching our rough cut with the VP of the Network… stomach so raw…
In re: today… sometimes you just gotta let Shatner say it for you: http://www.khaaan.com/
Getting nostalgic for sexual harassment training…. Online courses with timers really are the most pleasant use for the internets.
Glad to see that piracy is making a comeback as a popular profession. It may be time to consider a career change.
Enbalmer’s Discount #unpopularstores
Need a nap… now… Thanks to lunch and Langley.
Chronic Fatigue n’ Spiders #unpopularstores
Tired bear….
Damp Mattress Discounters #unpopularstores
Huh, I found myself… living in a shotgun shack… I found myself, in another part of the world. You can probably guess what I told myself
Corpsicle Warehouse #unpopularstores
Party-Approved Booksellers #unpopularstores
Hazmat Depot #unpopularstores
Kentucky-Fried Hemorrhoid #unpopularstores
The Vagrant Co. #unpopularstores
Garage Pizza is the Garageiest of local options. http://tinyurl.com/nnm4lw
Eastside malcolm ready to go - in one happy Subaru http://twitpic.com/d3owo
Google Earthin’
Vamp-cheezers? Cheese-pires? What do you call a vampire who lives on liquid cheese?
People with last names for first names piss me off for no good reason. #grumpybear
Overheard: “Burrito Magic… Practice it!”
Threatened in the office: “I’m gonna facebook your inappropriate touch.”
I’m pretty sure that if your company cuts your vacation short to go retrieve a haunted hell-ship on Neptune you should quit.
Hawt nerd girlfriend + virginal Portal experience = opposite of Fail (i.e. Win, delicious cake, etc…) http://twitpic.com/cf1dl