Hey! You found it! This is where some stuff I find/put on the internet washes up… So, if that is what you’re looking for - You’re here! And that’s great. Comments, complaints, dispatches from our troops in the Congo to: eisenbear {at} gmail {dot} comTumblr (3.0; @eisenbear)http://eisenbear.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmanefDsVj1qzt1yyo1_400.png"/><br/><br/>http://eisenbear.com/post/6269375564http://eisenbear.com/post/6269375564Mon, 06 Jun 2011 18:25:21 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l14okmrohU1qzvqipo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/2829626429" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">juliasegal</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://kypri.tumblr.com/post/667301717/dammitdaria-juliasegal-wow-mystik-spiral" target="_blank">kypri</a>:<a href="http://dammitdaria.tumblr.com/post/533427829/juliasegal-wow-mystik-spiral-made-it-to" target="_blank">dammitdaria</a></p></blockquote><p>(via <a href="http://juliasegal.tumblr.com/post/533350219" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">juliasegal</a>)</p>http://eisenbear.com/post/2830345587http://eisenbear.com/post/2830345587Wed, 19 Jan 2011 12:41:04 -0800<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/U8BWBn26bX0?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/1577994101/crazy-in-the-coconut" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">merlin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0" target="_blank">The Avalanches - “Frontier Psychiatrist”</a> (2001)</p> <p>Possibly the greatest video of all time.</p> <p>The turtle man has haunted me for years.</p></blockquote>http://eisenbear.com/post/1579345906http://eisenbear.com/post/1579345906Sun, 14 Nov 2010 22:10:48 -0800<iframe width="400" height="323" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ps-v-kZzfec?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.kungfugrippe.com/post/954028463/potemkin" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">merlin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps-v-kZzfec" target="_blank"><strong>Odessa Steps Scene</strong></a> (<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0015648/" target="_blank"><em>Battleship Potemkin</em></a>; <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sergei_Eisenstein" target="_blank">Sergei Eisenstein</a>; 1925)</p> <p>Reserve <strike>reading</strike> <em>watching</em> for the long-suffering readers of <a href="http://twitter.com/hotdogsladies/status/21179228455" target="_blank">my dumbass toots</a>. (Start around 5:36.<sup id="fnref:p954028463-potemkinlove"><a href="#fn:p954028463-potemkinlove" rel="footnote" target="_blank">1</a></sup>)</p> <p>Especially prepared for the fortunate residents of the center-to-right four-fifths of the social curve—comprised of persons who chose to spend the weekends of their early teen years “having dates” and “going to parties,” and “couple-skating to ‘Open Arms.’”</p> <p>Rather than—say, just hypothetically—“chugging 2-liter bottles of Mountain Dew and watching reruns of <em>Masters of the Silent Screen</em> before caving in to 35 frenzied seconds of masturbating to the girdle section of a decade-old Penneys catalog, and eventually falling asleep to the late night album-sides on <em>98 Rock</em>.”</p> <p>Yep. Film scholarship is <em>complicated</em>.</p> <div class="footnotes"> <hr><ol><li id="fn:p954028463-potemkinlove"> <p>My Christ, eighty-five years later, this is still a <em>jaw-dropping</em> piece of filmmaking. <a href="#fnref:p954028463-potemkinlove" rev="footnote" target="_blank">↩</a></p> </li> </ol></div></blockquote>http://eisenbear.com/post/957427640http://eisenbear.com/post/957427640Sun, 15 Aug 2010 06:46:16 -0700“Saturday is the Sabbath. Sunday is the mark of the beast.” - Sign North of Chico, Hwy 5http://eisenbear.com/post/766160909http://eisenbear.com/post/766160909Sat, 03 Jul 2010 11:03:25 -0700“He further declares that he relies upon the rectitude of our intentions; the favor of Heaven...http://eisenbear.com/post/727506339http://eisenbear.com/post/727506339Tue, 22 Jun 2010 19:30:01 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3q7uvoXQm1qzntb7o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wait?!? What happened to my phone?</p>http://eisenbear.com/post/678681862http://eisenbear.com/post/678681862Tue, 08 Jun 2010 19:49:30 -0700<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/SrOfR7QlGD8?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>I’ve been kind of going through a Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem thing lately. </p> <p>Seriously though, how could I not?  The guy’s a felted Bodhisattva.</p>http://eisenbear.com/post/674399887http://eisenbear.com/post/674399887Mon, 07 Jun 2010 15:18:00 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3mihz9wWT1qzntb7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>College… All grown up.</p>http://eisenbear.com/post/671679900http://eisenbear.com/post/671679900Sun, 06 Jun 2010 19:47:32 -0700“Dude! I got so close to monkey wheelchair basketball!!!” - M. Sperling http://eisenbear.com/post/668394806http://eisenbear.com/post/668394806Sat, 05 Jun 2010 20:29:09 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3iod6UAQn1qzntb7o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Um… Steve Perry meets Robocop?  It’s the dream I keep falling asleep trying to have.</p> <p>Also, first result on google image search for ‘Steve Perry’ - as it should be.</p>http://eisenbear.com/post/664907403http://eisenbear.com/post/664907403Fri, 04 Jun 2010 18:05:00 -0700<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/10107253" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Fuck Shit Stack</p>http://eisenbear.com/post/664749095http://eisenbear.com/post/664749095Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:58:28 -0700<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-EpvRvaki-E?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>Don’t ever tell ‘em they aren’t free…</p>http://eisenbear.com/post/664678221http://eisenbear.com/post/664678221Fri, 04 Jun 2010 16:28:57 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3excs4u9m1qzntb7o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>DSC01166.JPG</b></p>http://eisenbear.com/post/658169381http://eisenbear.com/post/658169381Wed, 02 Jun 2010 17:29:08 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3excuOOyo1qzntb7o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>DSC01158.JPG</b></p>http://eisenbear.com/post/658169466http://eisenbear.com/post/658169466Wed, 02 Jun 2010 17:29:08 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3excpYeVW1qzntb7o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>DSC01182.JPG</b></p>http://eisenbear.com/post/658169242http://eisenbear.com/post/658169242Wed, 02 Jun 2010 17:29:08 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3exctYw091qzntb7o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>DSC01162.JPG</b></p>http://eisenbear.com/post/658169430http://eisenbear.com/post/658169430Wed, 02 Jun 2010 17:29:08 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3excvsabD1qzntb7o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>DSC01156.JPG</b></p>http://eisenbear.com/post/658169505http://eisenbear.com/post/658169505Wed, 02 Jun 2010 17:29:08 -0700<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3excrkdJK1qzntb7o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>DSC01170.JPG</b></p>http://eisenbear.com/post/658169324http://eisenbear.com/post/658169324Wed, 02 Jun 2010 17:29:08 -0700<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3excqcBAT1qzntb7o1_250.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>DSC01171.JPG</b></p>http://eisenbear.com/post/658169275http://eisenbear.com/post/658169275Wed, 02 Jun 2010 17:29:08 -0700